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I fucked my brain with coffee and now I need two cups in the morning or else I'll quake from withdrawal.
nyawo
nyawo
same tbh
Adel
Adel
twinsies!
What if my printer is jealous of my laptop, because i don't cuddle with it in bed :(
Does the DVD drive feel pain, when there's a DVD it struggles to read ?
Adel
Adel
Yes, but the DVD mans up and hides its tears, the same cannot be said for the lowly CD.
Thorn
Thorn
Thankfully, all my DVDs and CDs are nice and readable ! I would feel so bad if i would cause any emotional turmoil to my DVD drive!
Had a fire breakfast,,, i love eggs so much i have perfected the making of them <3 🍳🍳
a girl (thinkpad) without a dick (linux) is like an angel without wings
Adel
Adel
I have three dickless women (Thinkpads), their eye (system) colors are: forest green, cyclamen & black. One's on life support (always plugged-in), the other's had her right lung (primary battery) replaced, third one's undergone lobotomy recently (system wipe).
xeb
xeb
mashallah their surgeries were performed by licensed and responsible dickless woman (thinkpad)​ surgeons 🙏
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alhamdulillah there have been no complications with the procedures
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The person who decided to put caffeine in aftershave has my eternal gratitude.
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Adel
Adel
Hehe, of course not. But it does sober me up every morning when I get rid of my five o'clock shadow.
Heim
Heim
Blatant product endorsement. Love to see it.
Adel
Adel
For sure! ^^
hello people of omfy box
Adel
Adel
oomfie box
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xeb
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